Queen Feline

feline majesty at its best!

resting

from your fearsome hunt last night?

frightful sight

to tiny prey!

sleep all day if you must.

I trust

you’ll hunt again tonight.

her majesty in calico!

I don’t know

the world nocturnal eyes perceive.

you leave

relentless chase

of unsuspecting prey

for flannel sheets.

you seem so sweet

to humankind.

matriarch!

how shrewd her majesty!

manipulating those

of tender heart

with begging strokes

and soft meows.

my sympathetic heart allows

you take control

of your domain.

you reign

within the borders of this place

you chose as home.

your satisfaction

brings contented purrs

to human ears.

I’m happy that you’re here 

to comfort me.

‘tis my reward to care for you,

your majesty.

rest well, sweet queen,

until the darkness

calls you out again

when contented purrs

become sinister growls

in your nocturnal reign.

Ollie Mae's Litter (for the kiddies)

OLLIE MAE, THE CAT, GOT MARRIED

(YOU SEE, CATS CAN GET MARRIED, TOO);

SHE MARRIED A CAT NAMED “CURTIS”

IN THE TOWN OF CATTAMAZOO.

THEIR MISTRESS, THE WIDOW KELLEY,

PROVIDED THEM A COMFY DEN;

THEY EVEN HAD A KITTY DOOR

TO GO OUT OF AND COME BACK IN.

A GENEROUS SUPPLY OF FOOD

WAS PROVIDED BY MS. KELLEY;

SO NEVER WERE THE TWO FELINES

LEFT WITH AN EMPTY BELLY.

THEY HAD A WARM AND COZY BED,

WATER AND LOTS OF KITTY TREATS;

THE WIDOW EVEN SHARED AT TIMES

THE KINDS OF FOODS THAT PEOPLE EAT.

THEY LOVED EACH OTHER VERY MUCH,

AND THEIR DEAR MISTRESS LOVED THEM, TOO;

THEY WERE THE HAPPIEST FELINES

IN THE TOWN OF CATTAMAZOO.

THE HAPPY FELINE BRIDE AND GROOM

SHARED A KIZILLION PURRS A DAY;

LIFE SEEMED QUITE COMPLETE, NO DOUBT,

FOR BOTH CURTIS AND OLLIE MAE.

BUT SOON OLLIE MAE SEEMED TIRED;

SHE BEGAN TO GET QUITE CHUBBY;

SHE DIDN’T WANT TO POUNCE AND PLAY

WITH HER HANDSOME FELINE HUBBY.

HER TUMMY WAS GETTING FATTER;

SHE WAS SUCH A MOODY CRITTER;

THEN ONE DAY THE WIDOW ANNOUNCED

THAT OLLIE WOULD HAVE A LITTER.

NOW CURTIS WAS A BIT CONFUSED;

HE WASN’T SURE HE UNDERSTOOD;

BUT SHE SAID IT WITH EXCITEMENT,

IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING VERY GOOD!

NOW CURTIS JUST WATCHED AND WAITED

EVERY DAY PASSED SLOWLY BY;

HE BEGAN TO GROW IMPATIENT;

AND SOON HIS PURR BECAME A SIGH.

HE STEPPED OUTSIDE THE KITTY DOOR,

HE WAS FEELING A LITTLE WEIRD;

AND LATER WHEN HE CAME BACK IN,

FOUR  TINY KITTENS HAD APPEARED.

OLLIE MAE’S EYES SPARKLED SO BRIGHT

AS SHE KISSED EACH TINY CRITTER;

SO THIS IS WHAT THE WIDOW MEANT

WHEN SHE SAID THAT STRANGE WORD “LITTER”!

FOUR WONDERFUL LITTLE TOMCATS

AT LAST HAD JOINED THE HAPPY PAIR;

AND ONLY A FLEETING TIME PASSED,

TILL THEY WERE RUNNING EVERYWHERE!

ONE WAS LONG AND A SLIGHT BIT THIN;

HE HAD HUMONGOUS EARS ON HIM;

THEY CHRISTENED HIM “CURTIS, JR.”,

OF COURSE, HIS NICKNAME WOULD BE “JIM”.

THERE WAS ONE THAT THEY NAMED “JERRY”,

A ROUGH AND ROWDY LITTLE RUNT;

HE LOVED TO JUMP AND POUNCE ABOUT,

AND CHASE THE BALL AND CROUCH AND HUNT.

THE THIRD THEY CALLED “HOMER GILBERT”;

HE WAS A LITTLE CALICO;

WHEN OTHER KITTENS RACED OUTSIDE,

H.G. WOULD BE THE LAST TO GO.

THE FOURTH ONE WAS FAT AND FLUFFY,

HE HADTHE GREENEST EYES THEY’D SEEN,

HE LOOKED MUCH LIKE OLLIE’S BROTHER,

SO THEY NAMED HIM “CLANCY EUGENE”.

THEIR LOVE HAD MADE A FAMILY;

THEIR HEARTS WERE FILLED WITH LOVE AND JOY;

OLLIE MAE AND HER DEAR CURTIS

WERE SO THANKFUL THEY HAD EACH BOY.

THE WIDOW’S FAIR HOME WAS BURSTING

WITH LOTS OF MEOWS AND HISSES,

THERE WERE TONS OF JUMPS AND POUNCES,

AND PLENTY OF PURRS AND KISSES.

THEY’D RUN AND PLAY AND LEAP AND SLIDE;

THEY SCURRIED BOTH INSIDE AND OUT;

GROWING KITTENS WERE EVERYWHERE,

THEY WERE SCAMPERING ALL ABOUT.

THE WIDOW KELLEY’S HUMBLE HOME

IS NEVER GLOOMY OR BITTER,

JUST AS LONG AS SHE HAS CURTIS

AND OLLIE MAE’S PLAYFUL LITTER.

SIX FINE FELINES TODAY RESIDE

WHERE ONCE WERE NO MORE THAN TWO;

LIVING HAPPY EVER AFTER,

IN THE TOWN OF CATTAMAZOO.

THE END

Katrina Estes Hill

To Quinn Michael from God

Dear Quinn Michael,

          I hope you like the gift I sent you this year. I’d heard you wanted a dog, and understood that you needed one. I found one that needed you, too. I got her used…not in the best of shape, I admit. I did that on purpose. I knew that if you were willing to spend a good bit of money to patch her up, then it’s likely that your heart would be in it. Turns out you were willing to do just that. (By the way, I sent you the money, too.) Now, I realize she’s got some pretty worn-out teeth, and eyes like Marty Feldman, but, trust me…she’s a darn good mutt! I think you’ve already figured that out. A lot of buddies have come into your life in the short time you’ve been around. Many more will come and go, but I’m telling you right now that one thing is for certain: This year, your 23^rd year of life, you have met more than a buddy or pal, you have met the best friend that you’ve ever had. The memories that you make with your loyal companion, Layla, will always stand out as some of your most favorable. No matter what your mood, she’ll love you anyway. No matter what you act like, look like, talk like, walk like…smell like…that goofy-looking mutt…well…she’s still gonna love you anyway. Your buddies may betray you. They may envy you. They may find a flaw in your character or personality that just doesn’t suit them. They’ll put conditions on their friendship. Your friend, Layla, will do none of those things. She can’t. She’s not programmed that way. No dogs are. I made sure of that when I created them. Your wish is her command. She lives to please you. Her happiness comes from making you happy. Take care of her. She’s gonna take good care of you. I promise…and I always keep my promises!

Happy birthday!

Love, God

  

The Blind Chihuahua

            When I lived in Birmingham, I was selling shipping manifest computers to small companies.  One day I had an appointment with an elderly couple who owned a small sock factory in Fort Payne, Alabama.  When I arrived at the run-down old building with peeling paint and big fans circulating the sultry summer air, I hoped, as I had many times before since I’d been in outside sales, that I was at the wrong place.  Unfortunately, when I stepped inside the rusted metal door, I was quickly made aware that I had reached my intended destination when an old timer in overalls called for me to come over to the table in the middle of the room where he and his wife were working.  I didn’t notice what they were doing because once I began walking in that direction I was captivated by a pathetic and very sad sight. Although a disturbing sight, it made me feel good to see that someone else loved animals as much as I.

            Once I spotted the Chihuahua, the rest of the room became a blur.  The co-proprietor, a fat old country lady with a Marlboro hanging from her lips, had a tiny Chihuahua resting on her shoulder.  I couldn’t believe the condition of that dog!  Its tongue was hanging out of its mouth because it had no teeth at all.  Blindness had rendered its corneas opaque.  It seemed to melt into her pudgy shoulder as she rendered a consistent pounding of hard pats against the tiny canine’s body.  I was flabbergasted. 

            “Oh my God!” I said.  Bless its little heart!  Is it blind?”

            The lady kept the steady, solid pat going at the same monotonous pace as she replied, “Yep, she’s blind.  She ain’t got a tooth in her head either.  That’s why her tongue hangs out all the time.  She’s twenty-five year old,” she said.  The dog’s entire body was jarred with each slap and it never changed its position.

            “You’re kidding,” I said.  “Twenty-five years old?”

            “Got her when all my kids was little, and they’re all grown now.  She’s been with her Mama a long time and I just don’t know what’d I’d do without my baby.”  She continued to pound the pooch.

            The sweet little decrepit dog knew that the pounding was her mama’s stern pat letting her know that she was there for her.  That little Chihuahua was so lucky to have been adopted by a mother that loved her unconditionally throughout her long life.  Those consistent stern slaps reminded her that she was safe in the hands of her beloved mother.  That old woman’s loyalty to her pet left such an impression on me.  So much that, even though it’s been over ten years ago, every now and then I still think about them.  The old woman and her beloved Chihuahua, no doubt, have gone on and reunited in Heaven.

            Our pets depend on us to care for them.  We are all they have; yet many of us, when a pet needs an expensive surgery or gets old and incontinent, just have it put down.  There’s something incredibly wrong with that.  A pet’s love for their family is unconditional.  They feel like they are a part of a loving family unit.  Then one day when Fido can’t fetch anymore or Fluffy can’t climb into the litter box fast enough, the “human” begins to come out in the pet owner.  That’s so sad and so wrong unless the animal is clearly in pain.

            The first and only pet that I ever help put down while I was working as a veterinarian’s assistant was a thirteen-year-old Chihuahua.  The owners had sent their son-in-law down to the clinic to have it taken care of because they couldn’t bear to do it.  The reason was the dog had gotten so old that it had become incontinent. 

            Dr. Carter called me into the treatment room to hold the little pooch still while he gave the lethal injection.  I put my arm around her and she began to wag her tail as if she thought we were her friends.  After all, she had no beef with either of us.  I dreaded this so much!  Dr. Carter instructed me to hold her tight against my body because she would likely react to the injection.  My palms grew sweaty and my heart palpitated as I drew the sweet little trusting dog in closer.  Then he made me hold her front leg up as her pierced the vein.  The precious little trusting canine stiffened up and screamed frantically.  Then she just dropped to the cold stainless steel table that was her deathbed.

            The son-in-law left her there for us to dispose of.  Poor little thing!  After thirteen years of loyalty to that family, she wasn’t even worthy of a decent burial.  I placed the remains in a cardboard box as instructed by Dr. Carter.  We drove that afternoon to his other clinic with the box in the back of his pick-up.  About a week or two later, my coworker, Toni, and I were cleaning out the livestock section at the clinic.  I opened up a box to see what was inside and there was what was left of the pitiful little Chihuahua.  She was all bloated and her teeth were clenched.  I couldn’t believe that sweet little dog’s unfortunate fate at the hands of her trusted family.  

            The little blind Chihuahua was definitely the more fortunate of the two.  If only every pet owner could love the way that old country woman in Fort Payne did, unconditionally, until the very end!      

      

           

Dave (for the kiddies)

He was forced to stay outside

While others lived indoors.

Never loved—alone he cried;

For food, he begged for more.

He was beaten, scared and shy;

Ill treatment he’d received;

He missed his mom, for he was young,

So he lay alone and grieved.

I took the puppy from that place,

His little life to save.

I nursed him back to comfort in my home,

And named him “Dave”.

I didn’t plan to keep him,

But feared he’d meet with doom

If he was placed into a home

Where compassion found no room.

So, anyway, I let him stay—

He seemed to fit right in,

And with Charlie, Dolly, Lucy,

And Bubba Mo made friends.

The biggest paws I ever saw,

And, boy, that mutt could eat!

Quite a giant he’d become

If he grew to match those feet!

And grow, he did—a massive brute!

He plays and sleeps inside.

I take him everywhere I go,

‘Cause Davis loves to ride!

He keeps me safe from strangers,

For he knows that I’m the one

Who rescued him at tender age,

And gave a loving home.

All he needed was a chance

To prove what he can give

To one who offers kindness

And a happy place to live.

Had I not happened by that day,

And heard that puppy’s cries,

I hate to think what might have been—

I expect he would have died.

A friend I found that fateful day;

I feel it in my bones

That angels sent me by that way

To rescue Davis Jones.